I was more than a little amused this morning when I read in the news about a woman attacking policemen by squirting breast milk onto them while in a drunken stupor! LOL!
When I posted the news on Facebook, one of my FB friend commented, “I hope she didn’t say “breast you, breast you!!!”. An ‘ah lian’ will pronounce it that way but then again, this woman in the news was no oriental and presumably fluent in English.
Which brings to my mind a rather peculiar episode which happened while I was a medical student. We were posted to a rural maternity hospital in a little Indian town called Karkala and the lecturer who was a live-in obstetrician was a no-nonsense kind of woman. But then again, even the most constipated prude would have a chink somewhere in her armour.
And so, one day, while she was conducting the grand round in the maternity ward, she suddenly turned to us and asked:
“Do you know how far can breast milk travel?”
We were stunned! None of us dared to give an answer. She then called a woman who had just given birth a few days earlier to expose her breast and promptly gave it a good squeeze! (Admittedly it wasn’t a very professional thing to do)
It was lactose-in-motion as we watched, with gaping mouths, a stream of breast milk flew across the room.
The final verdict: at least 6 feet!
This lecturer will forever stay in my mind as one of the quirky lecturers I have ever studied under, alongside the guy who swayed into the classroom with dishevelled hair and half-buttoned shirt because he was stone drunk and the other guy who asked us if we know what is the taste of semen during a class on histology!!!
Is it any wonder I turned out this way?!! LOL!!!
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