Pick your brew
Photo taken at the rest station at the recently concluded OSCE exam.
Apparently one choose from any 3 types of beverages:
1. Plain water
2. Blue Hand Wash
3. Red Hand Wash
The last 2 remind me of the ‘Blue Pill, Red Pill’ scene in THE MATRIX. 
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oyy, last I check, you are STILL a student, so why not lodge an official complaint?
Actually, you should thank IMU as the water is none other than it’s secret-ingredient water (patent pending) whereby a ’secret ingredient’ (much like the one in the ’secret ingredient soup’ in the animated movie KUNGFU PANDA) would give the drinker the following abilities:
1. to complete the OSCE stations within the stipulated time
2. reflexively answer all questions correctly without needing cerebral input
3. hear murmurs from the moon, if needed
4. lose all fears of the examiners, internal or external
5. go into a time warp where a 2 hour OSCE seems like just 2 minutes
6. bladder and anal sphincter intense spasms to prevent the urge to PU or BO
7. photosynthesize so that there is no need to feel hungry
8. ATPs go into overdrive so that energy would be in abundance
See the good EIGHT OUTCOMES of this marvelous yellow-lemon-juice-looking miracle drink?
And the proof? You guys passed! 100%!
I rest my case.
So CSU does not stand for Clinical Skills Unit after all! Haha.
Dr. Jimbo, students should complain about the water provided in CSU during short OSCE!!!
The water was yellow in colour.
At first, I thought was lemon juice. I tot: wah, IMU so nice. provide some lemon juice to calm our nerves down..
BUt then I found that it was jus plain water!!!
SOmomore was yellow in colour…
ARGH…. cant risk having diarrhea and farting all the way thru short OSCE!!
CSU=catheter sample urine???!!
yup, coz my father is a fisherman.
is the new picture in your blog a fishing net?