Daily Archives: February 10, 2009

Happy Healthy Prostate


I spotted this product in Jusco Seremban 2 yesterday.

Apparently if you wear this undergarment, your family jewels would be bathed with ‘Bio-Rays’ (whatever these rays are) which is claimed to improve oxygenation and blood circulation, thus ensuring a healthy happy prostate gland!

I smell a rat!

My questions:

1. What exactly are these rays?
2. Will these rays be detrimental, say… to the millions of sperms while purporting to keep the prostate healthy ~ I mean, what’s the point of a healthy prostate when all the soldiers are dead? Right?
3. Wouldn’t not wearing anything be better for circulation and oxygenation? (Jimbo, you can tell, is a minimalist)
4. Would repeated washing cause these ‘good’ rays to diminish in efficacy?

And finally, the underwear looks terribly, terribly ugly! They resemble those ‘Crocodile’ brand ones found in the night markets!

Jimbo wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one, no matter what good it does to his prostate!

Tues, 100209 @ 0700; EXAM FEVER officially begins today!