Crossing half a million hits


half a million hits

Some time today, this blog will be hit half a million times!! :)

It has taken 3 years and 3 months to reach this stage which is an awful long time. Some websites takes only a month to get the same number of hits!

I am rethinking the focus of this blog.

The blogging pace would be less frenetic from now onwards. Perhaps it might become more introspective or abstract in content. I am also thinking of ‘visiting my past’ now that all the stuff in boxes have been unpacked at home and I can get hold of some old photos.

In the end, it’s just something I would like to leave my kids with. Something they can click on and read up on what’s up with their daddy’s life once upon a time, when they are all grown up.

I am even tempted to change the title of the blog to ‘Stories for my kids’ but I think, for now, I will keep this title. Trying to stay in step with my Father’s footsteps is terribly hard and I’ve lagged behind and I want to try some more.

Here’s somethings for my kids to mull over when they have all grown up:

Home truths from Bill Gates:

1. Life is not fair – get used to it.

2. The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

3. You will not make USD 60,000 (RM 219,000) a year right our of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

4. If you think your teachers is tough, wait till you get a boss.

5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger-flipping: they called it opportunity.

6. If you mess up, it’s not your parent’s fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

7. Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rainforest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, theyhave abolished failing grades, and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. Ths doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

9. Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off, and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

10. Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffeeshop and go to jobs.

11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

The miracle juice


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Someone complained that the water provided in the recent OSCE exam is not fit for human consumption as it was yellow! He thought it was lemon juice!

Here’s Jimbo’s reply to his comment:

Last I check, you are STILL a student, so why not lodge an official complaint? :)
Actually, you should thank IMU as the water is none other than it’s secret-ingredient water (patent pending) whereby a ’secret ingredient’ (much like the one in the ’secret ingredient soup’ in the animated movie KUNGFU PANDA) would give the drinker the following abilities:

1. to complete the OSCE stations within or before the stipulated time
2. reflexively answer all questions correctly without needing cerebral input
3. hear murmurs from the moon, pick up the smallest of spleen, able to detect sensory loss by a mere touch, diagnose the beginnings of lung fibrosis by merely looking at the patient, etc etc
4. lose all fears of the examiners, internal or external
5. go into a time warp where a 2 hour OSCE seems like just 2 minutes
6. bladder and anal sphincter intense spasms to prevent the urge to PU or BO which stimulates verbal diarrhoea (see number 2)
7. photosynthesize so that there is no need to feel hungry
8. ATPs go into overdrive so that energy would be in abundance

See the good EIGHT OUTCOMES of this marvelous yellow-lemon-juice-looking miracle drink?
And the proof? You guys passed! 100%!
I rest my case. :)

So, those who are going for the OSCE next, drink a few more cups of this wonderful miracle juice! :)

Fri, 270209 @ 0700

Batch C206 – Well Done!


Batch C206 graduates today and Malaysia is now blessed with another 100 or so (give or take a few) new doctors. :)

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Traditionally, I would dedicate this song to you guys, but this time, I’ve decided to use this one instead:

I hope you choose to ‘dance’ and make a difference when it’s crunch time.

Congratulations!!! And well done!!!

Thurs, 260209 @ 1400

Spring is here!


Is it the sudden surge of by-erections elections in the country?

Is it the sudden national obsession over who is sleeping in the nude?

Or who are getting maximum exposure in an X-ray room?

Or the recycle of ‘who-ate-who’ video of an ex-minister?

Is it the economy downturn?

Is it because Sean Penn got himself an Oscar and calling the audience ‘homo loving commies’ in his controversial acceptance speech?

Well, what ever it was, suddenly signboards like these are springing up (pun unintended) all over town! One could be forgiven to think that the menfolk in Seremban are all having some serious anatomical dysfunction and need some ‘picking up’.

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This one says it has ‘Strong Holding License’ (direct translation from Malay), whatever that means.

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This one says it has license to sell these products (whatever they are) and they promise to make you ‘KUAT’ (STRONG!).

I even spotted a few similar ones in while driving in KL but the phone numbers are different.

I suspect there is a concerted conspiratory syndicate out to get the Malaysian population to be ‘fruitful and multiply’. They might even have links with diapers and milk powder producers or even condom makers!!!

When the economy is down, the bank account is red, you gotta think smart and far ahead! Anything to make a couple of extra bucks! :)

Spring is here (again)!

Thurs, 260209 @ 0700

Climbing Angsi


*This post is by request from KG. :)

Now that the exam fever is over, it’s time to freak out, smell the roses, venture out, get drenched in the rain and …

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CLIMB A MOUNTAIN!!!

The next climb will be on 7 Mac 2009 and the mountain to be conquered (again) is Gunung Angsi.

Interested people, please get in touch with me here, or personally. :)

Meanwhile take a read about the last Gunung Nuang Climb (which Jimbo wisely skipped!). Them people are CRAZY!!!