Psssst….have you heard?

Heard of that one before?

Well, Jimbo has been the subject of many rumours over the last 2 weeks.

Jimbo’s friend who is a fellow doctor called him a while ago and the following conversation took place:

Friend: Hey, Jimbo what’s going on?!

Jimbo: Huh? What’s what’s going on?

Friend: I got a few friends calling me asking how I am!

Jimbo: So? What has that to do with me?

Friend: Well, it seems that there is a rumour going around that one of your doctor friend was diagnosed with HIV! And since I am one of your friend, they thought maybe I have HIV!!!

Jimbo: *speechless*!!

Just last weekend, Jimbo received a sms from another friend:

Friend: Hey, there is a rumour going around that you have quit from the hospital! Is it true?

Jimbo: Where did you hear that from?

Friend: Your patients in KL!

Jimbo: *speechless* again!

Sigh….

Why do people spend time spreading untruths?

Pssst….

There is a rumour going around that Jimbo might be gay/bi/lesbian-ish/omni-sexual/a eunuch/transgendered as well!

And ya…

He’s also actually Brad Pitt in disguise!

No wait….

He’s not really Brad Pitt; he’s actually a ’she’!!!!

And she is Angelina Jolie in disguise doing humanitarian work…, and looking for another kid to adopt!

There, go figure that one out!

Fri, 261208 @ 0700