Psssst….have you heard?
Heard of that one before?
Well, Jimbo has been the subject of many rumours over the last 2 weeks.
Jimbo’s friend who is a fellow doctor called him a while ago and the following conversation took place:
Friend: Hey, Jimbo what’s going on?!
Jimbo: Huh? What’s what’s going on?
Friend: I got a few friends calling me asking how I am!
Jimbo: So? What has that to do with me?
Friend: Well, it seems that there is a rumour going around that one of your doctor friend was diagnosed with HIV! And since I am one of your friend, they thought maybe I have HIV!!!
Jimbo: *speechless*!!
Just last weekend, Jimbo received a sms from another friend:
Friend: Hey, there is a rumour going around that you have quit from the hospital! Is it true?
Jimbo: Where did you hear that from?
Friend: Your patients in KL!
Jimbo: *speechless* again!
Sigh….
Why do people spend time spreading untruths?
Pssst….
There is a rumour going around that Jimbo might be gay/bi/lesbian-ish/omni-sexual/a eunuch/transgendered as well!
And ya…
He’s also actually Brad Pitt in disguise!
No wait….
He’s not really Brad Pitt; he’s actually a ‘she’!!!!
And she is Angelina Jolie in disguise doing humanitarian work…, and looking for another kid to adopt!
There, go figure that one out!
Fri, 261208 @ 0700
