White has been vilified! Apparently, some people think that school pupils wearing white are deemed too sexy and might serve as catalysts for heinous crimes including rapes, incense, and extramarital sex!
Good grief!
I am speechless.
We actually have these people as fellow Malaysians! 
Well, to follow in their argument, since wearing white is deemed to be sexy and seductive (and apparently Malaysian men ~ at least some lusty horny old goats ~ can’t seem to take their eyes off little children dressed in white), I now propose the following:
1. White shoes worn by pupils (and nurses) be replaced by black/pink/blue/green/I really don’t care what color because some other horny lusty old goats find feet sexy and seductive. Otherwise this may lead to traumatic foot ulcers due to unsolicited sexual advances on these poor feet.
2. Nurses white uniforms be replaced as they may cause patients to suffer heart attacks due to sudden hormonal surges (lusty old goats admitted for heart attacks may suffer a second one).
3. The white ‘tudung’ worn by nurses should be discarded as well because the sight of them might send some old goats into lusty orgasmic spasms.
4. The white coat worn by doctors should be discarded as it might lead to amorous quickies in the store room, on call room, toilets, the ward store, unused patient beds in the ward, under the ward counter, etc, etc…
5. Buildings painted in white should be repainted to avoid over-sexy ambiance being reflected everywhere.
6. Ditto for white cars.
7. The white-of-the-eye (a.k.a sclera) should be painted black if possible as we do not want overly sexy eyes (lusty horny old goats should have their eyes removed).
8. Everyone should smoke and overdose on coffee to avoid overly sexy white teeth.
9. Whitening creams and lotions should be banned from being sold. We do not want whiter than white beings stimulating our old lusty goats in this boleh-land of ours.
10. White bandages and plasters should be done away with as they may make the patients ’sickly sexy’. We do not want our already-sick and ill patients to be further subjected to lascivious leering and hypersalivation.
And once the color of sin has been ‘re-painted’ in our boleh-land, perhaps these bigoted people can sit down and think of better ways to tackle the price rise of everyday items, the rise of petrol price, the rise of toll price, the immense corruption in our society and upper echelons, the high crime rate, the religious intolerance in this boleh-land, the so-called merit system which is a farce and etc, etc….
I’m done ranting.
I wanna go smell my white flowers. Them old goats can go jump in the lake.
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