Previously I had a rat problem.
Now, I have a cat problem. Or rather, should I say, CATS!
My neighbour from hell decided to rear 2 Siamese cats (yes, male and female) a few years ago, after they decided to move their 3 dogs (one was a Rotweiler) elsewhere.
I think my neighbour considers the cats as accessories, much like Paris Hilton considers her 16 dogs (I heard it on the radio). The cats are not cleaned, they are not fed and they are left to roam the streets.
And these cats are hyperfertile and super-promiscuous.
It wasn’t long before they were mating with anything that moves in the neighbourhood resulting in late night feline conversations like this:
Cat 1 (male): mmmmMMMaaaaaaUUUUU!
Cat 2 (female): tak mmmmMMMMMAAAAUUUU!
Cat 1 (male): mmmMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU!!!!
Cat 2 (female): I said tak MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU!!!
Ummm, hello? We’re all blokes here. Get off my back!
Picture from: http://www.last.fm/user/raza9/journal/2006/06/12/155179/
And there were cat fights of course. Especially when Cat number 3,4 and 5 join in the amorous chorus.
And so, in the cycle of (a cat’s life), it goes like this:
Eat, sleep, groom itself, sh*t (then bury the mess, usually in MY garden), eat some more, groom some more, mate, mate, mate!
And voila, we have kittens! Lots of them, that soon grow up and being bestowed with hyperfertile and super-promiscuous genes, will do the same things and the cycle begins all over again.
There are so many of them, even the dogs have relocated.
Get out of my face! MeeooooWWWWRRRRR!
Picture from: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=300462&page=2
All that I can tolerate. I don’t mind the noise, the mating, the fighting, the sh*ting.
What I DO mind is THIS:
Cat paw prints on my washed weekly car’s windscreen and cat’s pee on the wipers!!
Apparently the cats love to sleep on the top of my car (or my wife’s car) and while coming down from the top, it (or they, I can’t really tell, for all I know the whole gang could be having a mating session on my car roof) would slide on the windscreen. I believe it (or they) also has/have urinary incontinence because as it/they slide/s down, it/they would pee! All the way! I’m not sure if it’s to lubricate their way down.
I hate them cats.
Picture from: http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?t=12775&page=2
So, tell me, how do you catch and deal with these felines?
Mon, 250208 @ 0700