“Sweeper”. That’s another new word I learned on that day. I was asked this question by some one as we were about to start summiting the mountain: “Jimbo, do you want to be the ‘sweeper’?“.
I went like “Huh? What exactly are they expecting me to sweep on the way up?!”. Then some one explained that a ‘sweeper’ is one who will stay at the rear end of the team, to make sure that no one is left out and that everyone reaches the top safely. “Ugh, arr… no, maybe next time.”, I answered. I felt a bit guilty rejecting the ‘offer’ but it was my first time up that mountain and I wanted to see how fast I can ascend it. A bit selfish, I think, in retrospect.
Anyway, back to the story.
Previously on Gunung Datuk Part 2: Jimbo was delusional at the end of the story; he was having heated conversations with himself; seeing supposedly near-extinct living things deep in the jungle, cursing fallen logs and sign boards nailed on trees; and also meeting up with four beautiful barely-clad Amazon beauties! All of that were the effect of severe fatigue and dehydration. Now, to continue with the story:
After a bit of rest, I regained my senses. The Amazon babes, regretfully, were nowhere to be seen anymore.
Sigh.
For any of you who wish to climb the mountain next time, just remember this, when you come across rocks and boulders, and I mean, a lot of them, you know you are quite near the top. Nearing the top, the flora and fauna give way to huge boulders and rocks.

This is another one of the plateaus where we rested a while. I was “team-number-4″ (in the tradition of the ‘Amazing Race’). However, when I reached this place, the 3 fellas who were in front of me were nowhere to be seen! They had moved on and climbed right up to the peak and to rest there! (So much for the buddy system). The route to the top is just around the bend on the pic above, on your left. It took me 1.5 hours to reach this place which, I am told, is a very good time as it usually takes (again I am told) about 2 hours to reach here.

The rest of the team soon reached this plateau. And me, being a newbie in the group, was ‘honoured’ with a cup of hot coffee! The place was chilly and the cold and so, a quarter cup of hot coffee was much welcomed and it tasted far better than any Starbucks coffee I ever had!

But long before the rest of the team reached, I did turn the corner and took a look. I was thinking perhaps I could try and scale the last 10 meters or so on my own to the top. What I saw was this! Perched against the rock surface were these 2 steel ladders which were held in place by only nylon ropes! *Gasp !!!*

I climbed up the first metal ladder and I felt like I was going to slip and fall, landing on the rocks below and die of severe internal bleeding. There were hardly any space to place a foot or a hand! I could almost see myself, at the bottom of a deep pit, too hurt to yell for help, every bone in me broken and bleeding from every orifice. I imagine seeing my entire life story pass by me in a jiffy and I regretted not maxing out on my credit card!
A cold blast of wind soon brought me back to realilty and I found myself still hanging on to the first ladder, knuckles white grasping onto the cold hard steel rungs.

The second ladder was tied to the next rock and there was only this little space between the ladder and the 15 feet or so drop into a chasm on the right! I stood there for the longest time, debating within me whether I could do it or not. I have an inane fear of height. Even staring down a balcony from a tall building makes me woozy. I looked around me, while making the decision…
There were huge boulders all around me, stacked upon each other for perhaps hundreds or thousands of years! “Why should they slip now?”, I asked myself. “Why not? You could be climbing and one of these rocks could just slip and land on you and you will be flatter than a pancake!”, another voice inside me quickly responded. Yet another voice said, “What if there is an earthquake? They won’t find your body in a million years, your kids will starve, your wife will be grief stricken, your students will miss you (yeah, right !!!), your mum will grief forever, your dog will pine for you….”!! Hey, wait a minute, I don’t have a dog!

I looked to the right and downwards and there was this chasm, just staring back at me. I couldn’t see its bottom (not from where I stood anyway) and it looked ominous!

I looked to the left and there were these 2 huge boulders. I looked everywhere. There was no other way up except via the 2 dreadful ladders. The wind was cold and strong. I felt my knees buckle. My palms sweat great drops of perspiration despite the cold.
That’s when courage failed me….
I remember telling myself, “it’s not worth killing yourself trying to scale the last bit”. I also remember telling myself that perhaps I should just forget about climbing Mount Kinabalu in July. There were some people on their way down the ladder and they asked what I was loitering there for. I told them I found it difficult to summon enough courage for the last bit of the climb. The usual replies were: “You think this is hard? Wait till you climb Kinabalu! It’s a thousand times worst than this!”
Good grief! “Yeah, thanks a lot for the encouragement buddy. I really needed that!” Pah!
And so, with my tail in between my legs, I made the slow descend from the 1st ladder and waited at the plateau for the rest of the team to arrive. Part of me was cursing myself for the lack of courage while the other part was congratulating myself for making a wise decision not to kill myself on those rocks.
I felt really bad…
To be continued.
Wed, 300108 @ 0811
Related links:
Gunung Datuk – A Summary
Gunung Datuk, Rembau
Gunung Datuk – Part 2
Gunung Datuk – The last 10 meters Up
Mountain Statistics
Gunung Datuk, Again
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