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A Modern Fairy Tale

October 26, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

Once upon a time, there lived a king.

The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.

But there was a problem.

Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;

Metal,

Wood,

Stone,

Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this men were afraid of her.

Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians.

One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured!”

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day he held a competition.

Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt in her hands will marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first brought a sword of finest steel.

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But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted and the prince went away sadly.

The second prince bought diamonds!

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He thought that diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approaced. He told the princess “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.”

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red!

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She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.

AND IT DID NOT MELT!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince’s pants?

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M&M’s of course, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!!! ;P

Fri, 261007 @ 1247; got this in my email this morning and thought it might cheer some of u up! :-)

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  1. PaalerN94
    October 5, 2009 at 2:42 am | #1

    I wondered if i could take this story, and put it on my Facebook profile??

    I don’t care much if I don’t are allowed, but it would be cool if i am…

    thanks anyway…

    Sorry for my bad English, if it is… (I come from Norway)

  2. Wi
    September 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm | #3

    chehhhhh…..i tot something else pulak

  3. joseph
    August 20, 2008 at 1:18 am | #4

    this is awsome and i posted it somewhere els hope you don’t care and i came upon it looking up sword pics and that pis is awsome.

    joseph

  4. Snapshotmomma
    July 30, 2008 at 3:21 am | #5

    i found this yesterday & SIMPLY FELL OVER LAUGHING….thankies i NEEDED this…

  5. June 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm | #6

    wah..a packet of M&M can marry a princess and inherit the king’s wealth!too worth d!!!(^V*)

  6. June 20, 2008 at 6:32 am | #7

    I was thinking there was nothing in his pocket. If the prince and pretended and the princess pretended there was something in his pocket no one else would have been the wisor and they could marry. Was wondering where u found the pic of the sword? Thanks jnos

  7. Jhovenzz
    May 9, 2008 at 9:24 am | #8

    swords are a heartache.?

  8. Jessica
    March 14, 2008 at 3:33 pm | #9

    Hahahaha!! Now that is a truly lough out loud essay! I’m embarrassed to admit that my first thought of what was in his pocket wasn’t very decent of me. Thanks for making my day!

  9. February 20, 2008 at 10:32 am | #10

    hi sherina, actually the pics are not mine. I googled them. I guess it’s quite alright for u to use them. no need to credit me. cheers.

  10. Sherrina
    February 20, 2008 at 10:25 am | #11

    Hello

    My name is Sherrina. I had a quick question. I’m writing a short story for a class webpage and my topic is diamonds. I was searching online for photographs of diamonds and came across your website, I was wondering if I can have your permission to use the diamond photograph on the webpage.

    http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/diamonds.jpg

    If I could that would be great, I will credit you by name and link the photo back to your website, if I am not able to use it that’s is more than fine, just thought I’d give it a shot.

    Thanks for your time.

    Best regards,
    Sherrina S.

  11. October 28, 2007 at 2:48 pm | #12

    It would be better if they can put this storyline on the TV.
    Sure can boost up the sell! =)

  12. October 26, 2007 at 11:10 pm | #13

    yo, M&M rocks.. funny.. funny…. hahaha

  13. October 26, 2007 at 3:30 pm | #14

    Jimbo, the sight of those rocks did cheer me up! M&Ms a close second! :D

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