Once upon a time, there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.
But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured!”
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt in her hands will marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.
Three young princes took up the challenge.
The first brought a sword of finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted and the prince went away sadly.
The second prince bought diamonds!
He thought that diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approaced. He told the princess “Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.”
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red!
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
AND IT DID NOT MELT!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince’s pants?
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M&M’s of course, they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!!! ;P
Fri, 261007 @ 1247; got this in my email this morning and thought it might cheer some of u up! 
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haha this is a fantasict story! i LOVE it and M&M is NICE AND ROCKS cool
i always have it and if i was the prince i bring worm go there
the was funny
What about water? If it’s a liquid it won’t melt.
This is hilarious….I love it!!
I wondered if i could take this story, and put it on my Facebook profile??
I don’t care much if I don’t are allowed, but it would be cool if i am…
thanks anyway…
Sorry for my bad English, if it is… (I come from Norway)
sure paaler, go ahead.
chehhhhh…..i tot something else pulak
this is awsome and i posted it somewhere els hope you don’t care and i came upon it looking up sword pics and that pis is awsome.
joseph
i found this yesterday & SIMPLY FELL OVER LAUGHING….thankies i NEEDED this…
wah..a packet of M&M can marry a princess and inherit the king’s wealth!too worth d!!!(^V*)
I was thinking there was nothing in his pocket. If the prince and pretended and the princess pretended there was something in his pocket no one else would have been the wisor and they could marry. Was wondering where u found the pic of the sword? Thanks jnos
swords are a heartache.?
Hahahaha!! Now that is a truly lough out loud essay! I’m embarrassed to admit that my first thought of what was in his pocket wasn’t very decent of me. Thanks for making my day!
hi sherina, actually the pics are not mine. I googled them. I guess it’s quite alright for u to use them. no need to credit me. cheers.
Hello
My name is Sherrina. I had a quick question. I’m writing a short story for a class webpage and my topic is diamonds. I was searching online for photographs of diamonds and came across your website, I was wondering if I can have your permission to use the diamond photograph on the webpage.
http://jimbocyberdoc.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/diamonds.jpg
If I could that would be great, I will credit you by name and link the photo back to your website, if I am not able to use it that’s is more than fine, just thought I’d give it a shot.
Thanks for your time.
Best regards,
Sherrina S.
It would be better if they can put this storyline on the TV.
Sure can boost up the sell! =)
yo, M&M rocks.. funny.. funny…. hahaha
Jimbo, the sight of those rocks did cheer me up! M&Ms a close second!