World Markets Slide


Hmm, felt a littles concerned reading the headline today in The Star. The stock market globally took a tumble yesterday.

I was amused to read this today:

‘The KL Composite Index plunged in tandem with regional markets on what equity researchers say could be due to investment tightening measures imposed by foreign governments as well as interest rates increases. 

However, the Bursa staged a strong late recovery, possibly due to late institutional support, to close 35.79 points lower at 1,237.08, or 2.81%, after having recorded a massive 53.24-point plunge only about 13 minutes earlier at 4.47pm.

‘In a random survey, most equity researchers and fund managers believe the strong fundamentals of the Malaysian economy would lend support to the share market.’

Can anyone actually understand what those statements mean? Sheesh, and they say Medicine is tough. I suspect that all the big words are used to basically say “Heck, we have no idea what’s going on but let’s not panic, just wait and see if we need to bail! Whazzat? Ummm, ok, oh sh*t, sell, sell, SELL,SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!”

So I guess for now, we will have to wait and see; meanwhile I am not going to do any major shopping! :-) Actually it’s almost time for another ‘economic downturn’, the last being 1997. Funny, I seem to have missed the ‘upturn’ some how.

Quo Vadis


I got a call the day before and an email from the same caller yesterday. She asked if I could pen my thoughts on certain issues in the quo vadis section of  medical magazine she works for. I am pretty sure I was charmed (or possessed?) because in a moment of vulnerability, I actually said yes! Gulp! OMG! What have I gotten myself into?!

Now I have to produce an original 300-400 words article in 2 weeks time! The good news is the article shall bear my name (that will look good in my CV, and maybe earn me more increment next year than the ….% I got this year!). The bad news is I won’t be paid for it. The worst news is I have absolutely NO ORIGINAL IDEA at the moment regarding the issue at hand!!! Double Gulp!!! Aiyo! How? How?

I wonder if I could hire a ghost writer who would work for free…. Hmm….

Btw, jonzz tells me that quo vadis means “where are you going?” in Latin.

Wed, 280207 @ 0719; Huh?! February ending already ah? So fast one?

Gubra


Gubra

We (wifey and I) finally got some time to sit down and watch this show on Sunday night (since they were showing reruns of CSI Season 7 on Astro and there was pretty much nothing else to watch on other channels – I suspect it’s a ploy to get people to go clubbing!). I bought the VCD almost a year ago. It was supposed to be the sequel to ‘Sepet’also by Yasmin Ahmad (which we thought was superb). Btw, she just recently won accolades for ‘Mukhsin’, the prequel to ‘Sepet’ which I feel she probably deserves them. Whatever, it sure made us proud. :-)

Once again, in Gubra (or  translated loosely as ‘violent shaking/stirring’), Yasmin pulled out all the stops to create ‘controversies’. Some instances are:

1. An ustaz(Muslim religious teacher) patting a stray dog! I grew up being told repeatedly by muslims and non-muslims alike that muslims do not touch dogs.

2. The mention of ‘malam Jumaat’ a few times, once from the mouth of a Malay lady (a prostitute no less!) to the ustaz regarding the latter and his lovey-dovey super-duper religious wife. For those not in the know about ‘malam Jumaat, go ask your muslim friends.

3. Two malay ladies working as commercial sex workers (read: the ‘P’ word).

4. One of them contracts HIV!

5. The other being abused repeatedly during sex for RM300 per session by a Malay customer (whom the ibu ayam, who is Chinese, called “worst than a stray dog”)!

6. One scene where a lady actually shouted “BABI”!! (Pig) in the hospital. When I went to India, a pig was still called ‘Babi’ in Malaysia; 6 years later, when I came back, it was called ‘khinzir’ (a more sanitised word I suppose) and now, I noticed the Chinese calendars do not even have a  drawing of a pig but rather has the Chinese character printed instead! Sometimes I feel we bend over backwards too much.

7. Malays were portrayed as rich (driving Jaguar and Mercedes cars) while Chinese were portrayed as poor/middle class (driving a beat up pick-up whose passenger door only opens from the inside!). That is the truth in Malaysia now, regardless of the statistics shown to us.

8. Malays were shown speaking 80% English and 20% Malay (another truth, in my opinion).

9. Orked, the main female character (who was the love interest of Jason, the Chinese VCD peddler in ‘Sepet’) was portrayed as being too ‘loose’. She wouldn’t last 5 min in certain Northern states in Malaysia. She (and a host of other Malay ladies) were un-tudung!!! Five minutes after discovering her hubby was having an affair, she was already holding Allan’s (Jason’s brother) hands!!! This doesn’t happen in real life, I think.

10. The maid (played wonderfully by Adibah Noor) falls in love with a Chinese hospital attendant and even knew he was circumsized!!! (actually, in my 11 years of working, I only know 1 Chinese attendant and he is a convert to Islam!)

11. In one scene, while Allan and Orked were in the pick-up truck, Allan lamented that he felt like a stranger in his own country. He said “It’s like being in love and not loved in return” to which Orked replied “I know, but more and more of us realise that now“. In my opinion? True for the first statement, and false for the latter.

12. Orked extracting hair from Allan’s bare naked torso, and inadvertently pulled on the hair around his nipple. Aiyo!

There are a lot more to the show. The pace of the movie was painfully slow at times with light hearted snippets few and far between, unlike its predecessor which I feel is far superior than this sequel (except for the ending that sucked!). The scenes were mostly shot from afar, and I catch myself trying to figure out the details (or is because my TV is too small???).

Still, one reason why we like movies like these is because they make us feel so nostalgic, longing for an era that is no more and which will never be in a million years given our political climate and an increasingly intolerant society. It’s a lot like those Petronas ads aired during the festive seasons that are so like-able, so sweet, so nostalgic and yet, so far removed from the present reality.

My verdict: 4/10 without the wifey, 8/10 with the wifey watching with me! :-)

Tues, 270207 @ 0656

Equations


The primary school examination is nearing and like any kiasu good parents, we have been coaching the girl every evening. I was appalled to learn last Thursday that her mathematics were, well, appalling! :-(

I now believe that the multitasking ability of women only becomes apparent at puberty. Some as yet unknown multitasking hormone would be released at that time (along with pimple forming hormones and other growth hormones); because my kid obviously do not have this quality!

For instance, she failed to comprehend that A + B = C is also the same as C = A + B! Any parents out there with 8 year old kids with similar ‘disability’ please let me know pronto before I go into hysterics!

Sigh! I hope she bucks up. I hope we could teach her (her daddy was no maths genius but hey, I got by and those days we didn’t even have calculators!).

Looks like I have to strike off a few potential future jobs for my kid like nuclear scientist, politician (hey you gotta be calculative ya), real estate developer, deputy prime minister….

But hey, there are still the following alternative (read money making ventures) vocations to consider:

1. Teenage tennis sensation

2. Young golf pro

3. Pro Squash Player (the lass from up North won’t be here forever right?)

4. Dubious Consultant of Dubious Enterprise with Considerable Influence (I don’t think we need much maths here). :-)

Mon, 260207 @ 0800

Spies


I am glad the PM finally spoke up on the recent worrying trend of certain authorities engaging people to spy on each other in order to ‘arrest the soaring vice activities’! You can read about it here.

If our nation can degenerate into a state where we spy on each other, where then will be the trust and harmony (if any?)? We don’t need the Talibans here.

Fri, 230207 @ 1030

RM 150 for Buzz?


My kids, unfortunately, ventured into Toys ‘R’ Us at the Bangsar Village shopping mall on the 1st day of the CNY (where we had our Nando’s Peri Peri Chicken) and my son’s eyes fell upon the object of his heart’s desire: An almost 2 feet tall replica of Buzz Lightyear, that slightly over-nourished space ranger from Toy Story 1 & 2. (I secretly cursed PIXAR).

Buzz Lightyear

He has been taken up by ‘heroes’ these days, like Spiderman and Superman but his perennial favourite is still good old chubby Buzz when he is not busy shooting imaginary web at his daddy or flying off the sofa.

And so he came over to his daddy, with angelic eyes (slightly moist  too, mind you) staring at me and he purred “Daddy, can we buy Buzz Lightyear? He has laser guns on his arms! I NEED Buzz Lightyear! PPPPLLLLLLLLEEEeeeassssseeeeee????!!”

Thank God, good old daddy still had some sense in his Carlsberg befuddled mind to say a ‘firm but loving’ “No, you don’t NEED Buzz Lightyear and he is too expensive.”

So, would you spend RM150 on Buzz for your kid?

My son was visibly dejected but he did not cry (no crying on CNY, you see). He waited until we reached home and that evening, he brought up the issue of ‘Big Buzz Lightyear’ again (he has a small one you see, from Mac Donalds).

Once again, I told him it’s too expensive to buy. You could almost see a light bulb come on as he scooted to his piggy bank and withdrew a handful of coins. He quickly ran back to where I was and placed 80 sen into my palms and said “See, I got money what, now we can buy Buzz Lightyear!”

Now everyone say “Awww……..”

I wonder if he could wait till December (his birthday)….

Wed, 210207 @ 1319; back at the office coz I’ve been asked to go to a Kampung nearby to survey its suitability to be adopted as part of the Kg Angkat Projek. Sigh.

Done Merry Making


The Annual Financial Crisis Chinese New Year is over. I know, I know, it’s supposed to stretch for 15 days but in my family, we are basically done merry making after the first 2 days. Hmm, I used to recall CNY to be lot more fun than this when I was a little boy. We used to stay awake till the wee hours of the morning playing firecrackers. Not so anymore. By 9 pm last night, I just want to crawl into bed and watch ‘Ugly Betty’ followed by ‘Desperate Housewives Season 3′. :-)

CNY has become pretty routine these days. Our itinerary goes something like this:

CNY eve: reunion dinner at my parent’s house.

1st day CNY: breakfast at my parent’s house; wash up the dishes, take the annual family pic, and then drive to KL to my granny’s place (who will be a centurion in a couple of years!) where all the relatives from my side of the family will congregate. There will then be an acute hemorrhage of funds ang pow giving (or rather exchanging ang pows, thank God I have two kids to cut losses!) :-P

From there we will head on to my granduncle’s house where we will have the annual satay + roti canai lunch. I would have my annual can of Carlsberg then and have some annual small talk.

After that we would proceed to join my wife’s side of the family (depending on where is their location after lunch) and visit one or two more of her relatives.

And that’s about it! Everything is done by 3 pm, latest.

And this is the part I like most: Having a meal and coffee after that. I think this shall an annual affair. It started last year with Starbucks coffee. This year we had Nando’s chicken. It’s a fitting end to a long day of visitations and certainly dispelled any depressive moods! :-)
nandos mealcoffee

2nd day CNY: We go over to my parent’s house for lunch and wait for relatives from my mum’s side to come over. However, over the years, they seem to come later and later and so these last 2 years, we haven’t been able to see them all. :-(

And that’s about it.

Funny how CNY used to be a lot more fun those days. :-)

Wed, 210207 @ 0806; on leave till next month! Pics will come later as I forgot to bring the USB cable for my phone back from the office!

A Wet CNY


I am not sure if it’s part of the global weather change but this year the Chinese New Year was unusually wet. We were bracing for searing hot days like what we had year after year but this year was strangely cool and wet. Is it part of the Boar ‘Ong’? Whatever, it meant I can put off installing an air con in the kids room by a few more weeks at least! :-)

Here are some pics I took in my garden after the new year shower.

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Mon, 190207 @ 0747