Blog Round 12


I had the misfortune fortune of being tagged by Bernard to write on Blog Round 12. So, before I start, I would like to lay down some cardinal rules (sorry, no time to consult anyone before the rules were set; anyway, most of them were thought of while sitting on the lofty throne in the mornings!) :-)

Rule 1: The Blog Round shall henceforth be numbered using the Arabic Numerals (i.e 1, 2, 3 and so on and so forth). I can’t imagine using the ‘I’s, ‘V’s, ‘X’s and ‘M’s in long sentences in the not too distant future. Everyone say ‘aye’??

Rule 2: Anyone being victimized tagged to write on the Blog Round shall NOT be tagged again for at least another 10 Blog Rounds! Every one again say ‘aye’??

Rule 3: We shall steer back to the original noble intention of sticking to doctor’s blogs only and will only seek final recourse in other blogs if the pickings are lean for that week! :-) (I can sense voices of dissent even as I type this! Gulp)

Rule 4: No one should spend so much time and attention to a Blog Round Writeup (like what my predecessor did) and writing one of such lofty standards that mere mortals like me cringe when tagged to do the next one! It’s not fair. ;-P

And now, let the round begin!

The wonders (and curse) of the Chinese language seem to rule the medical blogosphere this week. Bernard did a fantastic job of translating his English presentation into Chinese using tools found on the www and landed a pretty pic in the Nanyang Siang Pau! Well done Bernard!

I blame my parents for not sending me to a chinese school when I was young (they registered too late and there were no more places) and so spent much of my teenage years being labelled as a ‘banana man’ (yellow on the outside and white inside, gettit?). Otherwise, I (and legions of us banana people) would be able to make sense of Blooddoc’s take on CML. I am very sure it’s an interesting article, if only I could read Chinese! :-)

YY Yap announced the official naming of his son, Ethan, and had a bit of trouble with the Chinese character part which got wonderfully sorted out, again thanks to the internet. What would we ‘banana’ people do without the internet! Anyway, congratulations Yap!

Sbanboy proudly announced that he has lost 2kgs since joining the gym and is now moving on to the pink of health! Before long, he will give RAIN a run for his Korean money! Keep up the good work brother! On the subject of exercise, docfiles has a unique way of keeping fit at work. You gotta see it to believe it!

While surfing the net, I was pleasantly surprised to see a familiar face on Fibrate’s blog! Not the clown, silly, it’s the sweet lady next to the clown! I have seen her a number of times in this hospital but have never spoken to her. Maybe I should just go and say “Hi Fibrate”!! She found a measure of cheer next to a clown, who was a HO in disguise; part of the hospital’s noble effort to bring some cheer to the place.

Shah shared about his recent trip to Kuala Selangor with tantalising pics on his blog! It made me hungry just reading it! The last time I went it was pitch black, just to see the fire-flies. I didn’t know Kuala Selangor has so much more to offer.

Two weeks ago, one of my tutee approached me for my approval for her to pursue her elective at Langkawi Island where she plans to learn more about making Gamat Oil. Spinosum tells us more about ‘Gamat’ which is the local name for the Sea Cucumber. It is believed by the Malay folks to have medicinal values, hence you can find gamat oil, gamat paste, gamat tablets, gamat powder, gamat just-about-anything which purportedly cure just about everything in the medical world! Chinese people generally just cook ‘em and eat ‘em! :-) But as Spinosum pointed out, when we are at wit’s end and the doctors have no more answers, anything that offers a glimmer of hope would be embraced. Wouldn’t you?

Suann reminds us again of the bloopers we commit as health care providers and that we should not be too hard on the patients, the nurses and ultimately, ourselves. Everyone deserves a second chance.

I think we, as health care providers, have been placed in a unique position of being privy to the joys and unfortunately, more often than not, the sorrows of the people we care for. Swee Kheng  ponders on the sacrifices that primary carers go through, all in the name of love (or otherwise) in his ode to daughters, husbands and grandchildren

Finally, allow me to take the opportunity to expose unveil our latest DOC ON THE BLOG: Two Woods, who gave us a hilarious account of being trapped in a lift. Welcome aboard Two Woods! :-) Sorry I had to expose you prematurely. Your article was too good not to be shared! :-)

And Blog Round 12 comes to an end. I hope I have done justice to the task entrusted to me! I don’t know who to tag next. I will just leave it to the general consensus. But remember the cardinal rules ya….especially Rule No: 2.

Wednesday Mania


Today will be a full day. First will be the ward round followed by a quick dash to the nearby hotel to arrange for a dinner for the examiners who will be here for next month’s Sem7 and Sem9 Professional Exams, then hopefully a quick lunch, followed by a meeting at 2 pm and then bedside teaching at 3 pm! And this evening will be spent over dinner with my parents.

Sigh, I feel tired already.

I received this link via yahoo messenger when I came into my room this morning. A friend sent it over some time in the night I guess. I enjoyed it. Makes me think hard on life again. Perhaps you might like to sit back and enjoy it a while yourself too. :-)

Here it is: The Dash

Wed, 310107 @ 0731

Glorified and Edified


exhausted 

Work’s done, barring any unexpected phone calls. What an eventful day. Ward rounds was ok, same old, same old. Ho hum, ho hum.

The eventful stuff came from trying to write Blog Round 12 which drove me to near insanity. I must confess after surfing the the net for local doctor’s blogs in order to glean anything interesting to write about, I have come to a few conclusions:

1. Not many Malaysian doctors (that I can find anyway) blog

2. Those who blog do not update their blogs frequently except a few whom I shall now designate as HABIS people (Highly Active Bloggers In Service); and finally..

3. These HABIS people have probably too much time on their hands, OR, they have in their employment a webmaster, or personal sexytary secretary, or an IT savvy spouse to keep their blogs up to date. I happy (and embarrassed as well ) to say I have no one in my employment, no secretary and no IT savvy spouse to manage the blog. That could only mean I have too much time on my hands!!! :-(

Anyway, Blog Round 12 is ready to be released tomorrow. :-)

The other eventful matter was the sheer frustration I felt trying to send off the article I wrote for the medical talk that took place last week, which I moonlighted freelanced as a writer. I don’t know why but after 6 hours of trying and 8 emails with attachments to various email addresses, I finally succeeded! Phew! Now I wait for the response to see if my writing career will ever take off!

I just had a chat with a friend online and he said he is but a ‘glorified secretary’. Actually he is an ‘engineer in a nursery product company’. Hmm, I wonder what that makes me? A glorified bomoh or sinseh???!!!

The other day, I was in Jusco and was amused to find that nowadays, those powerful small speakers that one attach to  MP3s or handphones are called EDIFIERs!!! oooOOO, how Christian!!! Soon they will come out with MAGNIFIERS, GLORIFIERS, OMNIPOTENTIZERS, etc etc! :-P

Sorry, I rambled like a lunatic. Just feeling tired. Was pleasantly surprised to discover this Thursday is a public holiday. Hurrah! :-)

Tonight, I am going to have dinner with a few guys. Just a simple dinner, not planning on doing anything sinful. Haven’t done that in a long time; I meant the dinner part, of course. ;-P

Tues, 170107 @ 1701

Blog Rounds for Dummies


Many have since asked me what in the world is a Blog Round ever since I mentioned it a few days ago. The Blog Round had its humble beginning in the  MMR a little more than 3 months ago which was started by the highly respected Palmdoc.

In his own words: “This (The MMR Blog Round) takes after the famous Medlogs.com’s Grand rounds. We’ll do a weekly round of the Malaysian Medical Blog scene and update you on what we have found interesting for the week. I think we’ll be concentrating mainly on Malaysian Doctor Blogs.”

So far there have been 11 (or XI, for those of us who are Arabic Numerologically Challenged) blog rounds. You can read about them here: Blog Rounds.

Medical Bloggers were invited to take up the rounds after Blog Round IX (that’s ’9′ for those of us who are Roman Numerologically Challenged) and thereafter the baton was passed over to George, who targeted Bernard next, who found his next victim volunteer which is, well, moi! :-(

I always welcome a challenge (life would be meaningless without one!) and has set in motion the writing of Blog Round 12. So, watch this space ya. :-)

Tues, 300107 @ 0741

Monday Cheer


I received a sms from a friend this morning and it went: “It’s Monday. It’s Monday. It’s Monday! Yuck! Have a great day! :-)

Ugh, not sure what to make of the message but coming from him, I know it’s in a positive note. :-) Everyday is precious, even if it’s a Monday (but I still believe that weekends should be at least 4 days long).

Anyway, I was browsing through a few blogs belonging to doctors and came across this gem. Apparently we have been infected with a whole new bunch of disease entites of late. I nearly fell on the floor laughing.

This is the link: New Diseases in Malaysia

Mon, 290107 @ 1113

Superman


This one is for my missus. We both love this song. :-)  

Superman:

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
I’m just out to find
The better part of me

I’m more than a bird…i’m more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me
Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I’ll never see
It may sound absurd…but don’t be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed…but won’t you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Up, up and away…away from me
It’s all right…you can all sleep sound tonight
I’m not crazy…or anything…

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
Inside of me
Inside me
Yeah, inside me
Inside of me

I’m only a man
In a funny red sheet
I’m only a man
Looking for a dream

I’m only a man
In a funny red sheet
And it’s not easy, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm…

Its not easy to be me

Writer’s Block


Spent the entire day grappling with the article that I am supposed to write as a free-lance writer. I attended the talk last night at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in KL, armed with my generic i-Pod and my new toy (handphone). I used both to record the talk (just in case my i-Pod fails me; sheesh, talk about insecurity).

Anyway, after rounds today (I am on call), I sat down and started writing on the talk. After 9 hours of work (interjected by lunch, calls from the MOs on call, a quick 20 lap swim at the nearby pool, tea, 3 PU breaks and 2 BO breaks and multiple episodes of writer’s block) it’s finally done. I hope it will be accepted and I won’t have to revise it. :-)

Writing is tough especially when plaqued by the thought that what you write will be evaluated by 2 other persons and subsequently be read by doctors throughout Malaysia (and some say Batam too!)! Gulp! :-@

But it was a good experience. Let see where I go from here. :-)

PS: Just found out I have been tagged by Bernard for the Bloground!!!! AArgh!!!!

Sat, 270107 and the time goes by so slooooowly….

Sayonara Nokia!


I finally bid adieu to my N73 yesterday. The love-hate relationship had to end somewhere. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when it hanged on me for an entire day during the Biostatistics course.

I pleaded. I begged. I cajoled. I threatened. I swore! I almost threw it against the wall! (hey it rhymes! I must be poetic!) But it just wouldn’t start at all!

And so, in desperation, I went to buy a cheapo Nokia 1100i just for that day. It wouldn’t do if you are alone in KL and uncontactable for a day! A whole load of speculations and misunderstandings might occur!

The first thing I did when I came back to Seremban yesterday (actually it was the 2nd thing I did, the first was go buy my missus a pair of shoes!) was to head back to the shop where I bought the little recalcitrant monster and asked for a trade in! The man at the shop was nice, attentive, apologetic and deeply sympathetic.

And so, as in a fairy tale ending, I got rid of that little horrid phone and got myself a NEW TOY! Which identity I am not incline to reveal here. But who could resist a phone that can take such wonderful pics as these: :-)

girlwarpboywarpme

Fri, 260107 @ 1408; freelancing tonight! :-P

Acute Ah-Lian-nitis


It bodes evil when an Ah Lian attempts to speak gwei-lo slang while giving a presentation. It is tragic especially when the Ah Lian could not speak or READ English! Such was what I (and 39 others) were subjected to when I went for the ‘Biostatistics Introductory Workshop’ organized by the CRC (Clinical Research Centre), Hospital Kuala Lumpur at a hotel in KL.

We had 4 speakers, 2 Ah Lians, one Ah Beng and a Minah.

Sigh, I think it would be apt to rename the workshop as ‘Introduction to Bad English Presentations’.

The first day I suffered severe migraine (now called Acute Ah-lianitis since we know the causative factor). The first speaker was a moderately pregnant lady who claimed to be a Consultant Biostatistician. She either has a very short tongue or her pregnancy has screwed her ability to present. Listening to her read through her power-point presentation was a pain. I was thinking, “I didn’t pay RM800 to hear people read their presentation “ad verbatim”!!!

The second speaker made the first speaker a linguist in comparison. It was agonizing listening to this true-blue home grown Ah Lian struggling through every single sentence on her slides! I walked out before she finished her 3rd presentation (after she overshot her allocated time by 40 minutes!!!). I was having a major headache then, and I couldn’t concentrate.

I taped the talk (with my generic i-Pod). Was thinking of loading a sample of it here but thought better of it. Why assault your ears as well, right?

And the moral of the story? While I am not in doubt with regards to their statistical abilities, but what is substance without the ability to deliver the package? It’s like asking me to deliver a talk on HIV in Sanskrit!

I lament the standard (or the lack of it) of English! If we can have consultants who can’t speak proper English, then what hope is there for those under them?

It was a total waste of good money. I am thinking of asking for a refund.

Fri, 260107 @ 0750; back from 3 days of internet-less sojournment in the Lost World of Biostatistics!

My I-Pod


ipod

My generic I-Pod that is. Bought this nifty gadget over the weekend. Short of curing AIDS, it promises to do just about everything including playing MP3, MP4 and a host of other file formats. Friends have commented that it looked very i-podish and nano-ish! I really salute these chinese pirates entrepreneurs for coming up with the gadget.

And you may ask why did some one like me go and buy such a thing, seeing that I was never part of the ‘Walkman’ generation and personally I feel that shoving a pair of earphones on my virginal ears is an act of violation of the sanctitiy of my ear-space!

Well, it’s for it’s ‘voice recorder’ function you see. I need it to record the medical talk this Friday which I will be the ‘freelance writer’. An attempt to record the sermon in church yesterday failed miserably as I forgot to charge the thing! :-(

Mon, 220107  in KL, attending a workshop for the next 3 days.