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November 8, 2006 Leave a comment Go to comments

wonderjock

It seems that an Aussie company has come out with the male equivalent of the ‘Wonderbra’ called the ‘Wonderjock’. What does it do? Well, it’s supposed to enhance the ‘bulge’ where the groin is, and it’ s meant for men who feel that they are under-endowed in that department, and also for men who would like to augment their family jewels.

Which leaves me wondering (no wonder they call it Wonderjock…it makes u wonder!). I mean, what’s all the fuss about? I mean, are ladies actually attracted to bulging groins? (I know men are, attracted to augmented mammaries I mean). I am told ladies are attracted not so much by physical appearance but by other things, you know, like character, personality, fat bank account (just kidding)…

Oh is it for a man to attract another man? Or maybe it’s for a man to intimidate another? It’s all very animal isn’t it? Survival of the biggest!

Anyway, I can’t wait for it to hit the shores of Malaysia. Then I’d have fun at spotting the ‘bulge’! :-)

My motto: Don’t be fake, be natural. ;-P

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  1. Aguy
    October 9, 2009 at 4:28 am | #1

    Well I always check out a guys bulge. Picture what’s there, see if u can tell how large it is.. it’s attractive to me, and a lot of people i know do the same thing.
    we’re all gay though. aussie bum has always been a gay-fav so maybe they were thinking of us gays when they made this, they know we love the bulge.

    • October 9, 2009 at 8:43 am | #2

      LOL! But then again, if one of the guys is wearing the wonderjock, you may not be getting the ‘real deal’. Heh heh…

  2. November 9, 2006 at 11:59 am | #3

    Ugh, I think we shall terminate this line of comments before it gets out of hand.

  3. November 9, 2006 at 10:12 am | #4

    Jonzz: My Big Bird won’t be able to fit in a coconut shell, it need something larger than that…thus the decreasing number of coconut trees is not my fault… besides, my Big Bird need air to breath one…. :p

  4. LM
    November 8, 2006 at 9:31 pm | #5

    jimbo, you sound quite deprived! no perfect eyesight? there is lasik, no sparkling teeth? there is your dentist for specialised whitening. no better skin on face? go visit your aesthetic surgeon (maybe bernard should train to be one :) ). so wat else you want enhanced?

  5. November 8, 2006 at 8:39 pm | #6

    eve, it’s rude to stare, especially downwards. At least when a lady wears a wonderbra, we males would be staring horizontally! heh heh!

  6. November 8, 2006 at 8:37 pm | #7

    Kok Hon, coconuts? Ouch!!!! Actually a ’solid butt’ as you mentioned is probably more desirable for me if it boils to the question of “What would you like to enhance on your body?” It would rank below a set of sparkling teeth, better skin on the face (those days don’t have all this skin care products ma, we just squeeze em pimples and move on), perfect eye sight and a higher nose bridge! Alas, a ’solid butt’ gene apparently doesn’t run in my family as evident by my children’s lack of a solid behind….but who knows, puberty might change things a bit. :-)
    jonzz, don’t be such a prude, talking about inner wear does not make my blog unclean!

  7. eve
    November 8, 2006 at 8:35 pm | #8

    ewwww…..bulging groin…if i were to meet one..i guess i will be staring at it..not in amazement but disgust….

  8. jan
    November 8, 2006 at 7:55 pm | #9

    Ladies are practical in nature. So size doesn’t matter at all as long as something “works”.

    And yes, character and innate qualities of a person are definitely more attractive than his physical attributes.
    Leave the coconut trees alone…. we need them to hold on to for dear life when the flood waters rise; remember the tsunami?

  9. November 8, 2006 at 7:39 pm | #10

    Kok Hon, no wonder there are so few coconuts on the coconut trees in Seremban. Now we know…

  10. November 8, 2006 at 6:41 pm | #11

    I tot ladies were attracted to solid buttock! That’s what I’m been told.

    Anyway if the underwear is too expensive you can try other natural alternative that’s available cheaply in Msia. Get a empty coconut shell which is broken to half, slide to your underwear covering your bird bird, and taadaa…a real buldging BIG BIRD. Remember to file the shell smoothly or else you’ll end up with cuts around the groin. HEHEHEHEHEE

  11. November 8, 2006 at 5:04 pm | #12

    LOL, thought I stumbled onto the wrong blog… If I didn’t know you were married, I’d be getting the wrong impression… Whoa, what kind of discussion is this, LM? So much for maintaining a ‘clean’ blog? ha ha ha

  12. November 8, 2006 at 4:46 pm | #13

    Hmm, a pair small delicate, juicy, succulent, tantalising….dimples! :-)

  13. LM
    November 8, 2006 at 4:44 pm | #14

    now dont change the topic! .. which body part you prefer to have it small?! :P

  14. November 8, 2006 at 4:42 pm | #15

    Wah, didn’t take long for you to comment! he he! Well, I for one am attracted to small…..handphones! :-)

  15. LM
    November 8, 2006 at 4:39 pm | #16

    aiyoh!! i thot i stumbled upon a men’s underwear site, or worse, an XXX site!

    For men, its like… well, so big ah, think mine bigger lah! its competitive out there! but then, people are strange (both men and women), we are attracted to big things.. dunno why.

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